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Thousand Foot Krutch - Down
zooeydeschannoying:

wollowock:

This is how most girls react. I just wanna hold it and tell it how cute it is =3

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via our-helenlawson)

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via takeitbackforus)

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via pizza)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
once you’ve heard Everytime We Touch by Cascada , you never forget it

(Source: edwad, via ernest-lancaster)

pvnk-is-dad:

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

(Source: scottthedork, via takeitbackforus)

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